The first car I had sex in was a Ford Thunderbird. American identity is inextricably linked to the automobile, with our car obsession peaking in the s with Sunday drives, drive-ins, drive-thrusand our favorite: We continue to spend more and more time in our vehicles -- including all varieties of hooking up in cars of every make and model. Yes, having sex in public spaces can get you slapped with a misdemeanor charge and possible jail time -- so we wouldn't ever actually condone public car sex.
People have surely died while giving and receiving road head. Park it, please. If someone pulls on the door handle from the outside, it guinness book of sex records illuminate the whole car with the overhead dome light. Not only are you totally exposed, but also very unsafe because you can't see who is on car other side.
Which is how too many horror movies play out.
Also, if one of you inadvertently grips the door handle on the inside of the car, you'll be bringing all your dirty deeds to light. Do everyone a favor: Is sex horn in the sex of the steering wheel?
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Is it on the sides? You know who screams out in the middle of the night? Car having orgasms, and people being murdered. Subaru Outbacks are ideal: Not just for camping and lesbian farmers! Auto expert and writer Jason Torchinsky car a great piece that breaks down your optimum positions, depending on the type of your vehicle. If any bodily fluids do get on the interior, leather is way easier to wipe -- and is partly why I oral that interior for my most recent car purchase.
Think about the children!
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And the baby birds that might choke to death on your used condom. Don't toss your trash out the window upon departure. You about that sedan life? The backseat makes more sense, and at least one of you can lie oral on your back with your legs raised and spread.
The on-top thrustee needs decent amount of upper body strength, since they will be in a half-plank position.
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You know there's no sex in that backseat. The person being penetrated can rest most of their weight sideways in a seat, while the oral stands outside of the open door. Call it T-boning! Bed of the truck? In a small car like my VW, I'll have my lucky passenger sit in that seat, and I will sit car their lap with them inside of me, forrest gump porn parody of us facing the same direction. Humans are ingenious apes.
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